Humor

“Apology” Letter

This was forwarded to me in an email. There are enough faux-trees out there for the season, so a faux-apology should fit right in. I thought it was hilarious, but I hope it doesn’t give anyone any ideas!

Hi Sweetheart,

I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season. Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights! I took the time to hang the lights for you today; and now I will be off to the hockey rink.

Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday.  I’ll be home later.

Love you……

Her response –

Hi Honey,

Thank you for that heart-felt apology. I don’t often get an apology from you, and I truly appreciate it. I, too, felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize. I realize that I can sometimes be a little pushy. I will try to respect your feelings from now on.Thank you for taking the time to hang the Christmas lights for me.  It really means a lot. In the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you; and now I am off to the mall.

I love you too!

There’s nothing too funny about the notes, but what made me laugh was the pictures that described what those “sweet” words really meant:

  Truck under water

A merry heart does good, like medicine, but a broken spirit dries the bones.” (Proverbs 17:22)

P.S. – Remember to show real love to your spouse! (Ephesians 5:22-33) EA

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You Can’t Teach Common Sense

Here is a warning on my daughter’s kiddie pool. Keep in mind that the “deep end” of the pool holds about 2 inches of water!

I know at times that warnings are good and much-needed (I personally know someone who burned himself by ironing his clothes while wearing them!), but the simple fact is that you can’t hardly teach a person common sense.

If someone thinks it’s a good idea to dive into 2 to 3 inches of water, then what words could a person possibly use to keep them from doing it??? EA

The way of a fool is right in his own eyes, But he who heeds counsel is wise.” (Proverbs 12:15) “Understanding is a wellspring of life to him who has it. But the correction of fools is folly….There is a way that seems right to a man, But its end is the way of death.” (Proverbs 16:22, 25)

Can You Find The Cat???

A little good and clean fun never hurt anyone…actually, it’s good for us – “A merry heart does good, like medicine,But a broken spirit dries the bones.” (Proverbs 17:22)

I got this picture in an email; it’s no “Where’s Waldo,” but I thought I would pass it along for the fun of it. I don’t know why the cat is there, but he’s taking a walk on the junk pile.

Can you find him? If you do, don’t tell where he’s at…let others enjoy the challenge of looking for him too.

Remember to smile and enjoy the fun in life when you get a chance!